FG - What are you doing
Me - Working what are you doing?
FG - Drinking
(Really its 5 in the PM, I don't respond)(5 minutes later)
FG - Huh?
(Umm I didn't say anything)(I don't respond)(2 minutes later)
An actual phone call. I do NOT answer. What the fuck dude. Some of us big kids are still at work. Thirty minutes later ...
FG - You should come get your jacket.
(What the fuck dude, that's like 4 texts in 20 minutes AND a phone call)
Me - I can't tonight, but this week for sure.
FG - Ok
(Jesus Christ!) (Fast forward to 8pm)
FG - Can I come over?
(Ok we have a stage 5 clinger on our hands)
I totally freak out.
Me - I can not hang out tonight.
FG - Ok
(Five minutes later)
FG - K
(Thanks I got it!)
Needless to say the entire night I have visions of fry guy breaking in my apartment and stabbing my with a burger flipper. The next mornig he text me at 8:37 a.m.
FG - Sorry if I was being annoying last night, my roommate got me hammered."
Awwwww, I remember my first beer.